dear my fuckin fuckin,
ok so raunchy alert raunchy alert:
this morning… yuckfuck yes everybody does it knows it, either loves it or hates it but yes. most (like 89% of women) sick duck. And there’s not to say that there’s anything wrong with sicking duck. Everything’s fine.
There’s just something particualrly touchy feely about the uncircumsized duck. UCK. I HATE HATE HATE IT.
Can’t stand the thought actually. I mean the act of is fine once it’s already revved but my goodness god i can’t stand a limpier duck with overly smooshy skin allover- i mean literally i hate it worse than the saggy tiddies when he’s hittin it from the back and everyone knows that can cause a heart attack so you never look down.
no. this morning. on top of the cutest little adoring things he does… oh my mr. perfect is literally mr. perfect in most ways unshapes and unformly… but rather— he decides it’s wise to smash his unhard uncircumsized duck in my mouff that smells of piss and pre-cum.
help my fuckin life. i gagged. turned my head and got up for work. What?
am i fuckin wrong?
i’m a reasonable person. But i am also a clean person. when i piss i wipe. when i shit i wet wipe. when someone goes down on me— i prefer to be waxed clean off… but if not waxed/shaven then ONLY right after a bath and rarely on days when he’s rigidly in the moment and i haven’t had the chance to prepare myself… but ohmy… he had a choice. on top of me already not caring for the oopsie doopsie. The WORST is that he seemed to have an attitude when i said
“i’m not doing that if it’s not clean {insert pee-u face here}”
now while i understand because of secretions and all whatnots that women are seemingly less clean than men, but goodgod help me- there was actually a stinch i don’t ever care to smell for again in my life.
my ex and honestly anyone else has never really had such smell so i’m assuming maybe that TOO (on top of the excessive sweatsex, blubber belly, and unbelievably kind nature) is a culture thing.
i sorta just wanna forget it ever happened because it’s not a make me or break me because it happens but, i know when i dealt with pathy or eian- or really anyone in tip top perfect shape— none of this EVER happened.
i feel just like the weight issue… his ass is lazy. or better yet… getting comfortable. and we all know what happens with those who get comfy… honey they get GONE.